Pop-the-pill
Good Morning Sir! 
I am here to speak of a wonderful product that my company has made. Can you please spare some time for it? I ascertain that after hearing about the advantages of the product you would not be dissappointed. And it is has been rated as the best selling product of late. I am sure you would be tempted to try one, only if you could spare some of your precious moments
OK, let me explain. Can you tell me the model that you are using, Sir? Oh!No! You are using a jaded model, Sir. You need to upgrade. Let me abreast you the virtues of the latest state of the art model that our firm is selling. It's not available in stores and you are amongst the lucky few, who have been chosen to try this product.
And plus, this model comes with the warranty that you'd never run out of things, you'd never be alone, you'd never run out of optimism and the Quality Assurance Team have tried-and-tested this product for pessimistic bugs. All our customers are happy, and there is a not a single life that we sold that has been returned to us.
Like all other companies, we offer after sales service, free for the first three years and an additional piece of your soul for each yearly routine service, thereafter. If you do not have a soul to pay, you need not worry, we'd extract a bit of it from you sometime. I am sure there is a bit of it left in you somewhere. We'll sure work it out and make it worthwhile.
Why am I not using it? Sir, it's our company policy, they do not allow us to use the products we make. Our market research team has shown a rise in Sales, and the same can be ruined with too much of optimism, if we start using the product.
Yes, Sir! You can pay via any medium. We will remove a bit of your soul over the years that you live until you die a happy and contended person. Hope that you have a satisfying experience with Tablet LIFE hereafter.
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Thank you.
I am here to speak of a wonderful product that my company has made. Can you please spare some time for it? I ascertain that after hearing about the advantages of the product you would not be dissappointed. And it is has been rated as the best selling product of late. I am sure you would be tempted to try one, only if you could spare some of your precious momentsOK, let me explain. Can you tell me the model that you are using, Sir? Oh!No! You are using a jaded model, Sir. You need to upgrade. Let me abreast you the virtues of the latest state of the art model that our firm is selling. It's not available in stores and you are amongst the lucky few, who have been chosen to try this product.
And plus, this model comes with the warranty that you'd never run out of things, you'd never be alone, you'd never run out of optimism and the Quality Assurance Team have tried-and-tested this product for pessimistic bugs. All our customers are happy, and there is a not a single life that we sold that has been returned to us.
Like all other companies, we offer after sales service, free for the first three years and an additional piece of your soul for each yearly routine service, thereafter. If you do not have a soul to pay, you need not worry, we'd extract a bit of it from you sometime. I am sure there is a bit of it left in you somewhere. We'll sure work it out and make it worthwhile.
Why am I not using it? Sir, it's our company policy, they do not allow us to use the products we make. Our market research team has shown a rise in Sales, and the same can be ruined with too much of optimism, if we start using the product.
Yes, Sir! You can pay via any medium. We will remove a bit of your soul over the years that you live until you die a happy and contended person. Hope that you have a satisfying experience with Tablet LIFE hereafter.
. Thank you.
Life can be sold but not the soul. You gotta service the soul by yourself.
ReplyDeleteYou know one thing, when the child is born his soul is so pure that everything he/she looks or judges is totally unbaised.
As the soul grow older, impurities get stuck to it. And then the companies you mentioned comes into picture.
The impurities come from surrounding . It usually people around us or people we be with. The things happening around us. But there are few exceptions to it. Some people even staying between all these come out to be winners of their soul.
You are one of them. No companies will ever succeed in grabing souls of people like you though those companies are ran by people like us.
Takecare,
AJ
AJ
ReplyDeleteI agree with u!
No companies will ever succeed in grabing souls of people like you though those companies are ran by people like us.
'Twas sweet of u to say that! Thnkx for harbouring so much of trust in me.
Keshi
ReplyDeleteSo true! I've grown up learning to never do anything bad or dishonest, and be be true to yourself, your heart and your soul.