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1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put one man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
5. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
6. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
7. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at him.
10. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone
11. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener...
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years... Even in Biblical times, men wouldnt ask for directions....
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him - Cheque Books....
14. Sadly, all men are created equal.....

Men, no offense! It's just a laugh.....