(Un)Lucky - No time for Sex!
Identity of my dearest, workoholic, climbing up the corporate ladder friend, married to an eqally ambitious batchmate-turned-husband has been camouflaged.
'Are you cent percent sure?'
'Yup. I am sure. We share the same year/month of birth; we both are 28, we both would trun 29 this year. And approaching 30 very sooon.
'Damn. I am scared. My biological clock is ticking away and I haven't yet reached a common ground with my husband on the baby topic'!!
'Speak to him', I said.
'What do u intend to do?', I asked further.
'Dunno. My husband refuses to touch me. He fears that I mite con him, and he is not prepared to shoulder sucha huge responsibility.' He doesn't understand that he can think of delaying it, but I can't'.
'You are at a good position in your career. Are you mentally, emotionally, financially prepared for a baby at this stage?', I asked.
'Forget the rest. Emotionally I am.'
Me: 'Only one solution. Seduce him'.
'How I wish!. Due to our respective hectic work schedules we hardly get to see each other. Forget getting into that act'.
Me: 'Why don't you guys plan a vacation. Check on when does a long weekend come and go some place.'
'Ummmm. Yup. Guess would have to do that.'
'Where do I start?'
Me: 'Lingerie. Let's shop.'
'Meet you at 6:00. Bye.'
Me: 'Bye'.
'Are you cent percent sure?'
'Yup. I am sure. We share the same year/month of birth; we both are 28, we both would trun 29 this year. And approaching 30 very sooon.
'Damn. I am scared. My biological clock is ticking away and I haven't yet reached a common ground with my husband on the baby topic'!!
'Speak to him', I said.
'What do u intend to do?', I asked further.
'Dunno. My husband refuses to touch me. He fears that I mite con him, and he is not prepared to shoulder sucha huge responsibility.' He doesn't understand that he can think of delaying it, but I can't'.
'You are at a good position in your career. Are you mentally, emotionally, financially prepared for a baby at this stage?', I asked.
'Forget the rest. Emotionally I am.'
Me: 'Only one solution. Seduce him'.
'How I wish!. Due to our respective hectic work schedules we hardly get to see each other. Forget getting into that act'.
Me: 'Why don't you guys plan a vacation. Check on when does a long weekend come and go some place.'
'Ummmm. Yup. Guess would have to do that.'
'Where do I start?'
Me: 'Lingerie. Let's shop.'
'Meet you at 6:00. Bye.'
Me: 'Bye'.
Niks,
ReplyDeleteFunny!LOL..do we see ur husband lamenting after u get married...Jeez!
~Sheetal.
Niki,
ReplyDeleteWishing you a very happy married life. U deserve all of life's best.
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SA
Nikki, u can be the next ' Love Guru ' on radio city or like madira bedi in some newspaper.
ReplyDeleteDont u think u r into a wrong profession ?
Anonymous
ReplyDeleteLove Guru..and me??
Nopes, mate. I have been foolish in love before. What advise wud I give to someone, when I myself look up for support time and again!
Dont u think u r into a wrong profession ?
As of the current situation I am jobless. Do you have any job for me?
soo it worked ?
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